MORE SONGS FOR THE DREARY DAYS OF DONALD

The Wall of Donald

Donald fit the battle of Mexico, Mexico,
Mexico-o-o
Donald fit the battle of Mexico,
Built a wall up to the sky.
Kept the white folks in and all the brown ones out,
Brown ones out, brown ones out—
Kept the white folks in and all the brown ones out,
Cause the wall was so damn high!

You may talk about your hacks from Russia,
You may talk about your FBI;
You might say the Electoral College flunked,
But you can’t say we didn’t try!–O, Lordy,

Donald fit the battle for Texaco, Conoco, Exxon-Mo-obil,
Donald fit the battle for Texaco,
and the windfarms came tumblin’ down!
Donald lost the battle with climate change,
Climate change, climate catastrophe-e,
Donald lost the battle with climate change,
and the sky came tumblin’ down!

When the tin-horn Trump-et began to blow
How we laughed at the goofy clown,
He huffed and he puffed til the wall went up,
and he brought the whole country down! O, Lordy,

Donald had a fit about Hillary, Meryl Streep,
Miss America-a
Donald had a fit about Hillary,
and he lost–but still he won
(How’d he DO that?)
Donald lost the battle with Meryl Streep
Tweeted all night, could not sle-e-e-p,
Got so mad at Hollywood he had it nuked
And the world came tumblin’ down!

Trump’s Wall

Trump Wall 1/17
(Tune: Blue Room)

They’ll build a brick wall
A thick wall,
A sick wall,
that no one brown can penetrate–
To keep our fatherland pure.

Just one small entry
Patrolled by a sentry
Who’ll shoot you if you try the gate–
To keep our fatherland secure.

That great lady in the harbor,
She’s just got to go-o
She carries a torch for
Some fellow name Jo-se!

Fruit trees will sicken
With no one to pick ’em
But our land will be great again,
With walls from sea to shining sea!

THE MONKEY SONG

MONKEY SONG (tune: Swingin’ on a Star) 2/17 Vimeo

Oh, would you like to live in DC,
Where the wild life chatter merrily?
You could hang by your tail from a tree–
Or would you rather be a shark?

A shark is a critter with a mouthful of knives
He gashes and slashes at his will
He bought his job with lots of Russian help
The fix was in, so we were sure to yelp!
‘Cause if you’re swimmin’ around him in the dark
You could get eaten by a shark.

A laughing hyena dyes his hair very bright
His comb-over looks like it’s alive.
His mouth is filthy and his mind pea size–
He watches Fox and then repeats their lies,
So if a laughing hyena is your friend
You’re gettin’ bitten in the end.

Or would you like to live in DC
Where the wildlife dance so merrily?
You could hang by your tail from a tree–
or would you rather be a croc?

A croc is a lizard who’s the king of the swamp
He slithers and wallows in the mire
He thinks the bog is his to be devoured
And all the lady crocs to be deflowered
So if you don’t mind the stink of dirty socks
You may go swimmin’ with the crocs.

A donald’s a duck that tweets much more than it quacks
It brags that it never paid a tax.
He thinks Rash-Putin is his good ol’ bud
He runs the country like he’s Elmer Fudd.
So if your life feels just like a Looney-Toon,
It’s cause your leader is a Loon.

‘Cause all the monkeys aren’t in the zoo
In the White House you meet quite a few
So you see, it’s all up to us
Don’t stay at home and be a wuss!
Let’s all come out and make a fuss!

WEAR YOUR PUSSY HAT

Wear Your Pussy Hat (TUNE:Do the Hucklebuck–SEE CHUBBY CHECKER)

If you’re feelin’ down low
Remember what all cats know
We are mighty queens, so:

Be a clever cat
wear your pussy hat
Doesn’t matter if you’re not a Bernie Democrat–

It’s Mother Nature’s law
To fight with fang and claw
When ev’rything he says or does is stickin’ in your craw.

He says he’ll grab and snatch
At any boob or patch
Because he’s rich and crude and male,
he’s presidential, natch!
We’ll show him we reject’im
We never would elect’im
of all the tomcats in the world,
We never would select’im

So be a clever cat –smash his ego flat
Whatever else you say or do just wear your pussy hat!